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Terms

Self-roasts only

You pay to be roasted as yourself. You may not submit someone else. Consent is the product line. We will refuse or remove third-party targets.

Comedy

This is a joke you bought. It is not advice, not a news report, and not a license to harass anyone.

The brand channel

Paying means this self-roast can appear on @roastmeforadollar. You also get the page and can share it yourself. Emergency remove: support@roastmeforadollar.com or the report link on the drop.

Refunds

If payment completed and generation ran, it is generally final. If the machine failed before a roast existed, write support@ and we will look.

Accounts

We store the email, handle/bio you pasted, optional selfie, the roast text, and payment ids. That is enough to run the loop and handle a report.