Roast yourself for a dollar.

Brave vanity, not bullying. You pay. Roasty scans your page. Then he looks into the camera and reads the roast out loud.

I scanned you. I have notes.

The loop

TikTok → dollar → roast → TikTok

1. Watch

Brand channel shows a finished self-roast. Roasty talking.

2. Pay

You roast yourself for a dollar. Nobody else.

3. Scan

Warmup studio: your page on screen, scan lines, the robot peeking in.

4. Drop

Roasty self-films the roast. It can post back to the brand channel.

One dollar

One path. Scan + talking-head drop. Share it. Default: it can land on @roastmeforadollar. Same rule: it has to be you.